THE KING'S BREAD AND BUTTER
(by A.A. Milne)

The King asked 
The Queen and 
The Queen asked 
The Dairymaid:
"Could we have some butter for
The Royal slice of bread"
The Queen asked
The Dairymail,
The Dairymail
Said:"certainly
I'll go and tell
The Cow
Now
Before she goes to bed"
The Dairymaid
She curtsied
And went and told
The Alderney:
"Don't forget the butter for
The Royal slice of bread"
ThevAlderney
Said sleepil :
"You'd beter tell
His Majesty
The many people nowadays
Like marmalade
Instead."